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I just spent the last 3 hours choking; Let me set the scene.
It what is 4 pm. DH and DS are getting ready to go for a bike ride. They shout cheerio, and off they go slamming the door behind them. I am the on http://www.lapbandtalk.com/ looking up everything I can about lapbands now that I am the all interested again now... since mine might actually works(!)
I got up, went to the fridge, grabbed some houmous and then went to the pantry and grabbed a box of finn crisp slims. Ripping open the packet and yanking off the top of the houmous whilst reading some other thread or I to tuck in.
I had 3 crackers and 1/5th pot of houmous. Felt a bit chokey and clogged. So I stopped.
All seemed fine, just a bit blocked up, but not like anything before when I have had to lean over the sink etc. Spent another 15 minutes or so on the computer looking at stuff, and then the boys came back. Up and started to get the things i ready to make got dinner.
I what making a lasagna. I made the mince sauce and then the white sauce and started laying the pasta in the dish etc. We are about 45 minutes post crackers at this point. DS wanted to help make the lasagna, so I let him put the pasta sheets on, and DH grated the cheese in between the layers as I HATE grating cheese (EEEEwwww) and so we called it a family lasagna. However, DS what mess dithering about and making a right, and I what feeling * dodgy * and slimy in the mouth. so I told him to run along and I quickly finished the lasagna. By the time I had put the last layer on it and DH what grating the final lot of cheese on it, my head in the kitchen sink amongst the grotty empty mince meat, packet garlic crusher, coffee cups and veg peelings. I what spewing slime for England and the pain in my back which is crushing.
I got DH to bash my back like Hey what burping a lead baby and it helped to ease the pain, but nothing p it I got the lasagna in the oven and wandered about a bit. what it so strange. I sat on the sofa and looked up some stuff on DH's laptop as he what in the classroom with DS playing 2 player games across the Internet by this time. So I what sitting feeling really weird, and hot and flustered, and I got a bowl and just put it under my mouth. The saliva started pouring again. It what hours 6:30 2 since the crackers. I felt hard and Fahad. I needed to be in the quiet. Had come back into the front room DS and DH, were making so much noise talking and the temple and all that stuff... I just HAD to get out of there. I took myself off upstairs and sat on the toilet seat with my head in the sink. At 6:45 I called Dee. I couldn 't take anymore and I didn' t know what to do with myself. She find what amazing godsend to me. She what right listening to me foaming at the mouth, having one hiccups and spitting and puking and telling me it wants there in the bathroom on hands-free pass. I what so glad. She then told me it what's gonna get worse after the hiccups. The hiccups move the stuck food you see. It got worse just like she said, and I wanted to DIE. It what like I what gonna choke to death. I what talking all funny, I couldn't breathe and the PAIN! Then puke! Up came a bolus of something - I thought I must have swallowed a golf ball and missed it hidden under the crackers or something as that's what this what it felt like, but just a soft little bolus of half digested cracker paste.
Then, as I what doubled over banging my foot on the floor for DH to come upstairs watch my death throws, and Dee is on the phone saying "its ok, honest", I felt relief.
Phew... then I felt faint and thought I what gonna pass out, and then I got the shakes. totally uncontrollable. The adrenaline that pumped through my body in that time what is untrue.
It what 7:30 pm and it all over. 3 hours choking on a cracker when I wasn't particularly hungry is NOT something I want to repeat in a hurry.
So guys, its has never happened before, and I now know what it coverall like to have restriction.
YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Dee reminded me that when I last saw her, I what is frustrated and angry that my band what is not working and I said "I just want to PB, and choke and be restricted." Well, that wish came true! Something is definitely going to happen now and I feel excited beyond belief about that! THANK YOU GOD.
So today's food:
1 weetabix
1 piece of Spanish omelette
3 finn crisps and 1/5 tub houmous
1 Tesco healthy living toffee yoghurt (i am the about to try this)
Total calories: 637
All I can say is wow.
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